Top 10 Funny Facebook Moments
Facebook, it’s where 95% (we just made that up ) of people spend their spare time. That means the remaining 5% must do other things. But we have no idea what else there is to do! Probably watching YouTube Videos or watching porn, haha.
With so many people using Facebook, the protocol is to keep in touch with the family members you wouldn’t bother with or care about, and to stalk people you used to know or wish to know. However, there’s a small portion of you with a sense of humour that use Facebook as as way to be funny.
To you we say thank you as you make Facebook bearable. There’s only so many statuses about the weather and programs such as TOWIE and Geordie Shore that we can take.
10. Facebook Fraped by the Dad
There are two golden rules that everyone knows when it comes to Facebook: Rule one, remember to log yourself out of Facebook when you have finished. Rule two, always frape your friend’s account when they leave themselves logged in. Luckily, this kid’s dad remembered rule number 2.
9. Don’t Drink the Milk From the Carton
Man, we are not sure if we would be down with rimming. Sure, you see it in porn all the time, but it’s just the thought of it. Who knows, one day maybe? The woman does have a point though as she knows where his mouth has been.
8. Planned Fart Attack
Rookie mistake. Everyone knows that when you bend over your ass cheeks become tighter, resulting in a louder fart. Psh! You know it was probably an amazing site to witness though, and the fact that he dropped a pencil would have made it looked like it was a planned fart attack.
7. Do You Have Any Less Than a £20?
We have been there and done that! Too many times have we been into a shop and found extremely poor customer services. Yeah, it’s a bad job, but it could be worse. It’s not like we blog for 1 hour a day and then watch Van Damme movies for the rest of the day while drinking beers.
It’s nice to see that the guy had the final laugh. Remember: If you
treat every customer with poor attitude, you deserve the awkwardest
customer from hell.6. Nice Shopkeeper in Bradford
5. Where is South Africa?
We won’t lie, there are many things we don’t understand and don’t give a sh*t about — This is especially true when it comes to geography. The only thing is that we don’t consult Facebook when we don’t understand, in case this happens. Nice comeback by the guy though, the girl had no clue. Booyah!
4. Dear Boost, You Arn’t Treating me Right
A lesson to us all: Message your favorite product and complain while trying to be funny and you will be rewarded with free gear. Right, best get messaging LG about their TVs. Worth a shot right? Anyway, it’s nice to see an employee messaged the kid back with a sense of humour.
3. 12 Cans of Lager for £10
We wish to find this guy and shake his hand one day. Not only does he know a good deal on larger when he sees one, but he is also amazingly quick at comebacks. We reckon the guys was sitting on the comeback as soon as he was denied the beer and was waiting for his moment
2. Grammar Nazi in Full Force
Grammar Nazis! Welcome to the internet, everyone. They are annoying 99% of the time, especially when you are the one who is being “schooled”. But then the remaining 1% of the time, it can be funny to watch others get frustrated with the Grammar Police.
1. Show Him Your Badge
Haha, at first we thought the farmer was joking as if to say he was growing things he shouldn’t be. Then it turned into the officer being a c**t, which is nothing new. Then it had a happy ending. You have to love the part at the end which is priceless: “Your badge, show him your f**king BADGE!”
When the moment presents itself to deny someone or to leave a witty comeback on Facebook, please seize the opportunity. As if you don’t, Kevin’s mum won’t have the willpower to go on a diet, and to be quite frank it’s not like she couldn’t do without one.
Top 10 Funny Facebook Moments
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