Top 10 Twitter: The Comic, Comics

Twitter: The Comic is essentially what it sounds like. Imagine mini comic strips based around funny and inappropriate Tweets and there you go. A guy who goes by the name Vectrobelly takes the time to analyze Tweets that would make pretty sweet comics and gets to work illustrating them for his Tumblr page.
The idea itself is totally unique and given the right Tweets it could lead to a weekly thing. Just too bad we don’t make any decent money with this blog or we would snatch the guy up and get him making comics for us. If you are reading this, Vectrobelly, we want you! But not inside of us, as that would be a little too soon.

10. Pyramids Are Gay

We wouldn’t say that we are very cultured people. The only “culture” we embrace is the occasional Chinese and Indian takeaway every now and then — you have got to love special friend rice. Although, it does get you thinking if Egyptians had a sense of humour or not.

9. Team of NSA Crooks Are Watching Me

It’s not the touching of the rim with your penis that you need to worry about, it’s the fact that every now and then the pee decides to go through the tinniest of gaps between the toilet seat and the bowl. When that happens you know it’s going to be a bad day.

8. I’m a Lover, Not a Fighter

The quote “I’m a lover, not a fighter” seems to have been used by many people and we can’t seem to find the origins — we tried to Google it for 5 whole minutes. But, we can imagine whoever said it didn’t mean it in the sense of sliding your d**k in a boxing glove and f***ing it

7. The Start of Nuclear Winter

Ever get the urge to masturbate, but when you start, your junk just falls off? Oh, just us then. We josh with you. It would never fall off. Unless, you are in a nuclear winter… or you have gangrene. If it starts turning black we would strongly advice you to seek medical attention.

6. It’s For a New Trimmer

The more you think about something the more likely you will say it aloud without realising it — Thank you brain. It’s like when you try to sleep and seconds from falling in a deep sleep your brain will ask you if you locked the back door or not.

5. Kids Ball Pool

The chances are if you actually did this then you would be arrested and be placed on a certain register. Unless your name is Sheldon Cooper as everyone loves a ball pool bazinga! With that being said: We would totally love a spare bedroom converted into a giant ball pool. We totally wouldn’t get bored after 10 minutes.

4. What if Sonic Fought Mario?

*professor hands out final* *its a single piece of paper that reads: what if sonic fought mario* *you start sweating profusely*
— sam (@tinydoge) April 4, 2013

Never mind seven wonders of the world, we believe there should be eight — With who would win a fight between Sonic and Mario being the addition. Every retro kid used to be torn between the two, and we reckon once and fall all someone needs to make it happen… Celebrity Death Match per chance?

3. Shirtless Son Will Whip You With Hose

2. Guess What Women Have?

“Obama what about women’s rights?” Women’s right? The only right they have is the right to go make a sandwich. You knew that was coming didn’t you? And the feminism starts. In the answer to the Tweet: You do have titties, so it’s more of a statement.

1. Shiny Charizard Pokémon Card

As we come from the ’90s Pokémon era, we can apriciate a great Pokémon tweet when we see one, and this, our friends is a great Pokémon tweet. Who didn’t like a shiny Charizard card? Those bitches were rare as Moses.