Top 10 Oh, Crap Moments

 

10. Bike + Stairs = Pain

Do you feel this guy deserved this? Come on, everyone knows that bikes and stairs don’t mix – it’s not like bike manufactures boast about how well their bikes can handle certain types of stairs. Then again, it seems the entire bike race is manning the stairs. Maybe it’s the race organiser who is to blame.

9. Friendly Game of Boxing, Anyone?

We reckon this boxing match started off as a little bit of fun after the guys had a few beers. But the next thing that happens is one of the guys waking up with a taste of concrete in his mouth. Unlucky for him but not for us, even if it does make your anus shrink up a little as you look at the picture.

8. Come Here Little Piggy

Oh my days! Better you than us, little boy. Not only is it embarrassing for the young chap who will no doubt be known as the kid who had his mouth around a pig’s ring, but he will always be reminded due to his parents and their trusty camera. A great picture to show the girlfriend we feel.

7. Here Comes the Nut Cracker

Back, crack…and SACK! Who knows, the kid may have missed the end of the rail by millimetres, but we highly doubt it. In fact we are hoping he didn’t. It doesn’t matter that he bailed, just as long as he managed to get an air jumping jack in the shot. We would have opted for the roly poly ourselves.

6. Watch Your Step, Mr. Elephant

And you thought we had something against animals. Yeah, believe it or not but it’s not only us humans who can fail; animals can fail too. We have no idea what this elephant was trying to do, but we can guess it won’t be trying it again any time soon.

5. Get Down!

We have all done it. Tripped over and hoped that no one saw. Well unlucky for the woman in the above photo, not only was someone looking, they also took a picture at the perfect moment. Then again, she may have taken what Arnold Schwarzenegger once said and “got down.” Who takes a camera ready with them and knows the exact moment to press to take the picture when something like this happens?

4. Where Did I Park my Bike, Bro?

This is definitely one of those moments that seem to happen in slow motion and it seems the guy involved in the crash knew too. His arms are ready to take the hit so his face doesn’t eat the spinning tire. If we had to take something to the face (no, not that, that’s your Mum’s party trick) a bike wouldn’t be our first choice.

3. Moo, Moo, Moo-Moo

“Go for a nice bike ride they said. It will be fun they said” is probably the words the biker came out with after this incident. You know the guy in the photo was literally peddling for his life. Can you imagine if his chain came off?

2. Move From my Spot

Best get phoning the RSPCA as some serious animal cruelty is about to go down. We can tell you that if this dog decided to do this to us then it would be the last thing it ever did. But it didn’t so it’s funny. “That serves you right for laying on my spot, Bitch,” said the dog.

1. Ball to the Face

We have never been to a baseball game and this is the exact reason why we never want to. Look at everyone’s face as they think they are about to get a baseball to the face. Apart from the guy behind the blonde chick who is praying that it hits her. If this was the blonde chick’s first time at a live game, we are guessing it will be her last.
The next time something bad is just about to happen to you, just hope no one is around with a camera to take that award-winning shot. Otherwise, you may find yourself on one of our next funny top ten lists.