Top 10 Valentine’s Day Fails

 

 10. Megan Fox and Rose, Fail

Our heart truly goes out to this kid. He has taken the effort to go buy a rose and to track down where Megan Fox was going to be so he could give the rose to her. He was literally a foot away with the rose until Megan Fox gave him the cold shoulder. The kid is probably heartbroken now and weights 300lb – Thanks, Megan.

9. Disney Valentine’s Day Card

If you are wondering to yourself why this card fails then you need to pay less attention to the writing on the card and look more at the mirror on the inside of the card. As they have opted for a cheap piece of reflective material, the image it reflects gets distorted which probably isn’t going to go down well with your 11 year old daughter.

8. I Love You – Sanitary Towel

If you are going to express your love for someone by writing “I Love You” on something then please make sure you double check what you are writing on. No guy is going to appreciate the I Love You when all they can see is a sanitary towel. Just writing the term now has made us think about things that should never be thought about – unless you are that b**ch online that likes to chew them (please don’t search for her).

7. Will Ferrell Funny Valentine’s Day Tweet

It’s true; if someone is alone on Valentine’s Day then they love to share it with the whole world via social networking sites, and at times it can be a little too much. Will Ferrell on the other hand said what we were all thinking and because of that we would love to give him a high fünf.

6. Heart Shaven Chest

We are sure some of you women out there love a guy with a carpet chest. In fact, I bet some of you get instantly wet just thinking about it. But a majority of people like the whole shaven look that leaves some of you guys out there thinking that chest shaving is gay – I guess everyone loses. Whatever your preference, if you are a guy, a heart shaven into your chest hair isn’t the way to go about it.

5. Special Valentine’s Day Offer

If we could we would shake the person’s hand whoever created this. Plus, we all know that Hermit Crabs are the perfect gift to buy that special someone on Valentine’s Day so the pet shop is probably going to make a killing.

4.Mother Nature Hates Valentine’s Day

To all you Valentine’s Day haters out there: Mother Nature hates Valentine’s Day too, so you are not alone. You know what it’s like. You are taking a nice romantic (yet cliché) walk alone the beach and the next thing you know a seagull has taken a sh#t on your face. Yet if you vow for revenge and get the seagull in a figure four leg lock it’s classed as animal cruelty.

3.Will You be Mine, Pizza

If you and your other half have been together for a few years then this pizza idea will probably create a few laughs as it’s a bit of fun; however, if it’s your first Valentine as a couple then it probably won’t go down as well as you would have hoped. They also created a rookie mistake – why is the pizza no four cheeses?

2. You is Fine Bear

Here is a test for you: Buy this bear, give it to your girlfriend, and depending on her reaction will tell you if she has a sense of humour or not. It would also be best if you had a back-up present just in case the bear didn’t go down as well as you had hoped. As bears go though, this one is pretty gangster.

1. Pre-Arranged Funerals Anyone?

It does not matter how “thoughtful” you think the gift of pre-arranged funerals are, they are not going to go down well on Valentine’s Day when you tell your partner that is what you have bought them. “I know you are only 25, love, but you never know – you could get hit by a bus tomorrow and then what?”
People have mixed opinions regarding Valentine’s Day. Some believe it to be a special day where you are supposed to show your other half how much you love and appreciate them, and other believe it to be a manufactured holiday that was invented by large corporations just so they could rake in the money. What is your take on the holiday?