Top 10 Bizarre Fetishes That People Have

 

10. Necrophilia

Necrophilia seems to be that popular that it is also known by the names: Thanatophilia and Necrolagnia. And if you have the strange urge of a sexual attraction to corpses then necrophilia will be right up your street. Just don’t let anyone know that you have a huge urge to go dig up a dead body and then f**k it as no one is going to understand. Don’t worry though as animals are apparently into this bizarre fetish too.

9. Emetophilia

We don’t know about you, but as soon as someone is sick and we can smell it, we need to instantly vacate the room in danger of being sick ourselves. But, some people are actually sexually aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit. So the next time, girls, when your friend is holding your hair as you puke in the toilet, they may actually be getting turned on. You may have heard of the bizarre fetish, golden shower (where you are urinated on), but there is such thing as a Roman shower, where as you can guess… Well, you know.

8. Coprophilia

If you go to the toilet and you love the smell afterwards, or your partner lets one rip and you wish your mouth was tight around their ring, then the chances are you are into the bizarre fetish of Coprophilia – which is an abnormal interest and pleasure in feces and defecation. For us the air freshener comes straight out, but for some, it seems they start to masturbate. You can tell where this is going, but they also seem to like to lay logs on each other and do other crazy things regarding gorilla fingers. Another word for the fetish is called Scat which makes you think of the Scatman differently doesn’t it?)

7. Mechanophilia

It’s fair to say that some people have looked at bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters and aeroplanes and have been amazed at them to the point of happiness. Even the phrase “I love my car” is extremely common. Some people however have gone that extra step and become sexually attracted to them. Just don’t get caught with your tail in the exhaust pipe as you could end up on the sex-offenders’ register (seriously), which is amazingly bad – just as bad as a paedophile in a prison.

6. Blumpkin

We are unsure which one of them would be receiving the pleasure (well, it’s kind of easy to guess) and also which one would be considered to have a blumpkin fetish. The sucker or the turder, it’s hard to call. The guy on the toilet could be considered normal and it’s the chick who is the weird one for saying yes. Anyway, if you are getting noshed off while dropping the kids off then it’s got to be awkward on many different levels. Talk about a comfortable relationship. In fact, is that how you take it to the next level? “Honey…”

5. Ursusagalmatophilia

Teddy bears are cute aren’t they? They are supposed to be a small girl’s/boy’s companion and friend and kids make up stories and tell their bears everything. But when you’re an adult you haven’t got time to tell the bear stories as you will be too busy f”””ing it. Yes, Google it, you will find a story of a man who was arrested four time for having sex with a teddy bear in public – which means that it does in fact happen.

4. Bestiality

If you’re really into bestiality you will know that it’s usually misspelt as beastiality and the official name is in fact zoophilia. Funny enough, it’s not illegal to have sex with animals in certain countries, but I bet some of you are actually wondering why it may be illegal in others. I guess if you can’t find someone to sleep with you, there is always the dog. Although there is such things as the internet, I am sure you would find someone desperate enough.

3. Hierophilia

So, you’re sat in Sunday Service and you have a quick glimpse at Jesus on the cross and the next thing you know you are ejaculating in your trousers. What the hell just happened? Well, my friend, it seems you have a case of hierophilia and you are sexually aroused by religious or sacred objects. We are unsure what it says in the bible (haven’t read it – we believe science) but we are sure Jesus would not condone you j**ing over his stuff.

2. Diaper fetishism

If you have a medical condition where you need to wear an adult diaper then it can be embarrassing enough if someone found out. But if you are wearing one and you don’t need to — so you can get your sexual kicks — then it’s an awkward convocation waiting to happen. There also seems to be a lot of subcategories linked to diaper fetishism and how different people are aroused. Some like the crinkling sounds associated with diaper, some love the idea of wearing them in public and some even like to defecate into them.

1. Dendrophilia

You know how it goes. You are walking casually into a forest and the next thing you know you have a boner and you are thinking to yourself that pine tree is looking kind of hot. Yeah, some people actually get sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees. But some go one step further and have sexual contact with the trees. “Son, step away from that conifer”
We wondered why Gandalf kept disappearing in The Hobbit. It seems we know why now.
Like we said at the start, there were more than 500 bizarre fetishes that we came across and most seemed to be made up, such as: WetLaundryophilia – The desire to have sex with wet laundry, fresh out of the washing machine. But, I guess as long as one person has the fetish and it has “philia” on the end then it could be considered a paraphilia.