10. My Mom is my Angle

Did you know my mom is my angle? To be more precise, she is my 90 degrees angle. My dad in my 180 degrees angle and my brother is my 360 degrees angle as he can turn around and f**k off. Boy, I sure do love my angles.

9. To Live Doesnt Mean Your Alive

To live doesn’t mean you’re alive, and to be able to speak English doesn’t mean you can write it. Oh, and if any of you are reading the tattoo above and it makes perfect sense as you wear a puzzled face, please don’t get a tattoo. In fact, print your picture off and send it to every tattoo parlor in the area with the caption “don’t tattoo this person”.

8. Go Whereever the Wind Takes You

Oh, wow! We need to contact someone who has authority when it comes to getting words updated and added to dictionaries and politely ask if they can officially change the name of wherever to to whereever instead. Dem “e”s. You may also know the “go” is sporting a lower-case “g” which is a grand start.

7. Thenks Mather for my Life

I think what our friend was trying to say was “Thanks, Mother, for my life”. But I guess his mather isn’t going to be as proud as he’d had hoped. His mother should get a tattoo response saying: “Thenks son for being a retard”.

6. Your Next

This is a simple case of the mix up of the words your and you’re. You would be surprised how many people make this mistake actually. The same goes with there, their and they’re. It seems they teach you nothing in school these days. Just be glad that your friends are as dumb as you so they don’t notice the mistake.

5. It’s Gets Better

Yeah, it should get better. But for you, my friend, I really don’t think it’s going to. The tattoo doesn’t even make sense when you say it – it’s not like it’s a there and their mix up. Looks like a trip to the tattoo removal parlor is much needed to get a laser on that “‘s”. Just too bad there’s going to be a massive gap then. Tattoo fail all around basically.

4. Ledgends Live On

We are for tattoos more than the average person, but if your sole purpose is to get them to take selfies in your Bruce Willis vest while you tense your arm so much your going to develop a hernia, you deserve your tattoo fail. “Mom, mom, now I’m 18, can a get a tattoo? Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I have the perfect idea. My Myspace bitches are going to love it”.

3. Regret Nohing

Oh the irony. Regret nothing. Not even the fact that you’ve missed out the “t” in nothing. Is nothing even a word that you can get wrong? “Okay, Sir, have a look in the mirror at the stencil and tell me what you think?” “Yeah man, I love it. It’s going to look champion.”

2. I Know Your in Der Wabbit

Told Elmer Fudd and his speech impediment. That pesky der wabbit. We hate him too. This is also a tattoo that makes an appearance every time there’s a BBQ. “Boys, all gather around and see my tattoo”. “Dave, we’ve seen it 50 times already”.

1. Too Cool for Scool

Too Cool for School? Yes, yes you are. In fact keep out of school and the average IQ level will raise by at least 10 points. The primitive (or shoddy work) of the tattoo may suggest the caption is a joke. But no one is going to believe you meant to spell School wrong.