Top 10 “You Had One Job” Moments in Life

 

 10. You Had One Job, Josh

Guess who is the only person who can stop forest fires? That’s right, Josh of course! But it seems that either Josh is one busy man or he just gets lazy at time. Nevertheless an awesome combination of graffiti and memes to create an awesome you only had one job moment.

9. Phil the Dinosaur Supervisor

For the peeps who are wondering who Phil Tippett is, he is a movie director, visual effects supervisor and producer. He was hired to create the dinosaur effects for the movie “Jurassic Park” and is why the above is funny and a fail at the same time. He was credited in the movie credits as “Dinosaur Supervisor” and as the movie is about dinosaurs who escape and terrorize, Phil didn’t do a great job. And it wasn’t going to be long until memes popped up online with the caption “You had one job, Phil. One job!”

8. Superman Backpack or Batman Backpack?

We feel sorry for the kids whose moms bought these and sent their kids to school as this is asking to get bullied. Even if you don’t know who Batman and Superman are, the name “Batman” kind of gives it away that the character may incorporate a “Bat” somehow. Now add the fact that Superman’s logo is a giant “S”. If all else fails just blame the machines, they have to take over somehow, right?

7. Lord of the Harry Potter

So, Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings are not like two of the biggest franchises ever or anything. If you have not seen any of them then you really need to ask yourself why you are alive at this very moment, as life isn’t worth contemplating unless you have seen Voldemort lusting over Harry’s ring, or seen Sam wanting to tickle Frodo’s. Anyway, the fact that the front covers kind of give you a hint on what films they are, and seeing as the stand says “Own Lord Of The Rings”, we have no idea what this employee was thinking.

6. Car Cup Holder Fail

When you think of “you had one job” moments you initially think of humans messing up, but this image proves that even simple things such as a car cup holder can fail. We mean the only job the cup holder has and the reason he is alive is to hold beverages in the car and keep them upright. We guess this was too much for the little fella. If he failed when we were driving and he was holding a hot beverage we would marched over to the garage for the hammer and gone “The Rock” on his candy ass.

5. Toilet Seat on the Wrong Way

You just know that the handyman who gets employed to fix things like this toilet seat accidentally put the toilet seat back on the wrong way, released his mistake, but walked off with a FML attitude while he pretended he didn’t notice. We just feel sorry for the people who want to snap off a Gorillas finger. But saying that, you know when someone is drunk they won’t notice at first until it’s too late and they have created a pancake.

4. Dentist Assault Suspect

First of all, there is a guy that is going around assaulting dentists? I know we don’t particularly like dentists (like most people) but this guy must have had a very bad experience when he was younger. Anyway, “Firstname Lastname” is definitely a unique name; a gag name that the new Austin Powers movie should jump on. Looks like an anchorman is out of a job.

3. Nike Adidas Shoes

What, you haven’t got yourself a pair of Adidas Nike shoes? Playa please! Bi#ch must be trippin’. The last time we looked Adidas and Nike seemed to be rivals and we cannot imagine they are going to team up anytime soon. Which begs the questions: How the hell did this happen? Do the shoes get made at the same factory? Are the shoes knock-offs? Maybe it was an employee doing it for the LOLs.

2. Coca Cola Sprite Fail

Imagine this: You are thirsty and then you realize that you bought a create of Coca Cola. Your sandpaper=like throat is as dry as Gandhi’s flip flops and your thirst needs quenching asap. But when you open what you thought was Coca Cola you find f#cking Sprite. One Job! You know what? We would rather die of dehydration than drink that crap.

1. Perfect Road Lines

By no means are we a road maintenance critic, but these lines sure look like they have been laid down by Stevie Wonder. Ever thought what would happen if you gave someone with ADHD a tin of gloss and a road to paint on? Well now you do. If you gave a tin of gloss to someone with OCD and a road to paint on the road lines would be perfect. Either way you have to admit it’s not too shabby of a job.
Just remember: Even though you may only have a fairly simple task at hand, it can be easy to still fail at it and “facepalm” the floor. Oh, and the next time you do, just remember, you had one job!