Top 10 Redneck Toilet Designs

 

10. The Toilet Circle Fire Pit

If you have 8 spare toilets and 8 friends (we lack the friends) then you can build yourself a true redneck drinking circle complete with a fire pit (and preferably beers). We are guessing the toilets are more for furniture than actual use. But you know someone will actually use one while toxicated. And to be quite frank, we all have that friend who is a d#ck who would actually use one.

9. Pure Luxury While Watching TV

You know them times when you are really getting into the movie “Die Hard: With a Vengeance” on TV (the one with Samuel L. Jackson) and you need to drop a dime, but you have to wait until the break so you won’t miss anything, even though you have seen it 19 times? Well, this is a thing of the past as you could just go in your chair while you watch. Personally we would just pause the TV as we are rich enough (barely) to afford Sky TV. But, yeah, not everyone is as fortunate as us.

8. The Amish Toilet

Every once in a while we are blessed with something amazing; well, this homemade toilet is one of those times. It amazes us how creative some people can be, especially when it’s something such as creating a toilet. Not only is this baby portable, but it looks like you can actually drop the kids off at the pool while you’re in motion.

7. Take it Where Ever You Go

After squatting over a patch of grass, this toilet seat that attaches to the back of your car is the next step up in the evolution of evacuating your bowls. As far as we know, this is actually a product you can buy. Just don’t use it when the driver is in the car as you know what’s going to happen. At least it’s portable we guess.

6. The Bro Pad Toilet

If you’re going to take a dump you might as well do it in comfort. Which begs the question: Why are toilets just porcelain bowls with plastic seats? You would think that over the years they would have evolved into something of pure comfort. Until someone comes up with an idea – and preferably takes it onto Dragons’ Den – this picture is probably the best design concept. Yeah, not the most hygienic of toilets, but an addition to the Bro Pad…maybe?

5. The Ultimate Builders Toilet

At one point in everyone’s life they need to steal a traffic cone while drunk – it’s the right of passage. But at no point has anyone stolen one for the intention of creating a toilet with it. It’s kind of genius when you look at it as the cone is going through the floor and the end will probably be cut off, which is a good job really. Can you imagine if the end was attached and someone had to go an empty the cone once full? No thanks!

4. Anyone Have A Spare Chair?

If your toilet seat breaks or becomes detached it is usually down to the fact that you’re a cheap-ass who didn’t want to splash out on a decent seat and you opted for one of those paper-thin plastic ones. But when it does…psh, there’s no point buying a new one (not like you would anyway). Might as well take the bottom out of a chair, tape that toilet seat to it, and slap it on the top of the toilet in a true redneck style.

3. The Garden Toilet

This homemade toilet is as primitive as it gets. In fact it’s probably where Max Cavalera got the idea from when writing the song “Back to the Primitive” (see if any of you get that). People always say that simplicity is the best, and by looking at the design the toilet is the definition of simplistic so it’s got that going for it.

2. The MacGyver Fix

If you have massive man-hands or you are heavy handed then you may have snapped the handle clean of your toilet. And everyone knows that a toilet without a handle is rendered useless. But it you have a twig spare and some twine then you can fix it in true MacGyver fashion. At least it makes it work again we guess.

1. So That’s What Happened to my Garden Chair

Now this garden-furniture-styled-toilet would be far too much effort for us. We mean how do you even cut through the plastic? At least you know what happened to your missing garden chair that went missing last year. We love the fact that whoever took the picture took the time to make sure to get a toilet roll in the shot as well just in case someone mistake the redneck toilet as something else.