Top 10 Half-Asked (Yet Funny) Break-Up Notes

 

 10. I’m Taking the Dog, Brenda

Haha, “I took the dog, he hates you”! Good one, Mark. This break up note is probably only one step above breaking up by text and as you can see, Mark put a lot of love and thought into his notes. We bet it took him weeks to figure out what to write.

9. Not Having Any Fun

Now this break-up note is kind of harsh. “Thanks for everything… I’m not having fun” can’t be easy to deal with. She might as well have said thanks for buying me all that stuff with your money, but now you don’t have any money left, I’m going to find a guy who has some so he can buy me things.

8. Happy Valentines Day

You know you’ve done something wrong when you are getting dumped on valentines day. Then again, you know you’ve done something even worse when your wall gets vandalized with a break-up note. Anyone noticed the bottle of wine? You know the person responsible for this drank the entire bottle before writing it.

7. Was She Worth It?

If your partner broke up with you ’cause they caught you cheating on them then shame on you. Just beware: What happened to this car could also happen to yours. It’s kind of a half-asked break up, right? She did take the time to buy some spray paint, but the job itself took probably only a minute.

6. I Took the TV

You know sh*t has got serious when someone has taken the TV. We would march straight over there after reading this to go claim our TV back. “This is between me and you, Honey. Leave the TV out of this”. We also love the fact that the missing TV has been accounted for in the break up note. The fact there’s a massive gap where the television used to be wasn’t enough, was it?

5. I Cleared Out Your Bank Account

Take a leaf out of Dave’s book and never have joint bank accounts. Yeah, he shouldn’t have a wife and a girlfriend, but it shows you how easy someone could take all of your money. We know it doesn’t matter, nor is it relevant, but she used the word “your” instead of “you’re” — just thought we would say for all you grammar Nazis out there.

4. Will You Marry Me…

Now this is a funny break up note if ever we did see one, and a great ruse at that. Jennifer thought at first she was about to get married… then boom, she gets served! Booyah! Why the 6 days though? Why not a week or 48 hours or something? Unless, it was a Monday.

3. Pizza Box Break-Up

It would be a lot to take in if you read “I’m breaking up with you” upon opening a pizza box, but when there’s pizza a bout there’s no time to think — pizza eating comes first and then reading second. I guess if you are going to break-up with someone, you might as well buy them a pizza. It’s a plus put it that way if you are about to get dumped.

2. Me Riding a Giraffe

And 2F went on to become an animator. We josh, we have no idea what he’s up to. He’s probably chilling with R2D2 or something. He’s got some great creative drawing skills though, and we love the fact that he didn’t take the time to describe his feelings, but he did take the time to draw himself mounting a giraffe.

1. Jason is a Little Bitch

This is nearly as bad as text talk which we hate. This is what’s wrong with the world, people. If Jason was able to have a come back to this we hope he just wrote: “Yeah, well at least I’m not a retard you f*cken b*tch”. We love the fact that she decided to cross a word out that she thought she misspelled — god forbid if she spelled one wrong.