Top 10 Dogs Who Look Gangsta

 

10. Ya Boi!, Cash Flow

It takes a true modern-day gangsta to show off their stash and earnings. And aint no way is this dog gonna be called a fake gangsta. He wants all the dogs in the neighbourhood to known that he runs this sh#t and that he’s here to stay.

9. Gowd an shih be Icin da Grill

You aint a true dog gangsta unless you have yourself a pair of fly grills. So when all these pretend gangsta dogs come on the scene trying to be all gangsta, ask them to smile. If you see no grills then you know that boi is a wannabe.

8. We Need us Some Fly Bitches That Get it Poppin

Now these two are notorious as it gets. In fact, if we had to guess where these two were located, we would guess Mexico. You can’t help but think that this picture is probably their Myspace default image too and they mean business.

7. I Will Hand You Yo Ass

This picture kind of scares us as it looks too real. Never mind the cats that may one day grow thumbs and take over the world. What we need to be concerned with is that one day dogs may turn into gangsters and end us all; although, the dog in this picture looks more like a chav than a gangster. Just don’t tell him we said that.

6. P.U.G. The Fake Gangsta

This photo has obviously been photoshopped. But…it wasn’t photoshopped by a human. No my friend, it was indeed the handy-work of a fellow four-legged friend of the pug in the photo. We are unsure if the little fella is a real gangsta or if he is indeed a fake gangsta. The little guy may not be able to hang with the big dawgs though!

5. Dis is What I’mma bust in yo Ayass if you be Steppin Mutha f##ka!

He may be chilled back, but that’s just his style. Don’t let his look deceive you as he is a dog mobster that wouldn’t be scared to make you go sleep with the fishes. By the looks of it he may have lost a poker game, but all we know is that we wouldn’t mess with him.

4. I Gotta Bounce

“I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me!” This is the dog’s motto that’s in the picture. If he wasn’t “so fly” the camera man wouldn’t be with us today. But he has got bigger things to worry about, such as visiting Paulie for his cut. We wonder if “his cut” is of dog biscuits.

3. Yeah Boi! We is Da Real Deal

We’re unsure if these canines are in fact gangsta dogs or in fact just stoner dogs – I guess we will never know. What we do know however is that the pair are highly connected to some of the big dawgs in the area. So I wouldn’t be quick to judge the two if we were you.

2. T’sup, Hommies?

You know German Shepherds, aka the Alsatians, look intimidating, but they are usually soft dogs – We guess it doesn’t help that the police use them for attack dogs. But the dog above is clearly a nice gangsta that would treat you with respect. Just don’t underestimate his ruthlessness as it’s nothing to be reckoned with.

1. Imma Cap Yo Ass

Any dawg that posts a picture of themselves with a gat is someone you shouldn’t mess with. Just remember: No mutha F##ka be stealin his sh#t and everything will be ok.