Top 10 Reasons Not to Add Your Parents on Facebook

 

 10. Mom is Sorry She Walked in on You

If this were us we would have tried to play it cool: “Good one, Dad!” or “I have no idea what she’s on about! She didn’t walk in; I was balls deep in her”.

9. Back Seat Needs Cleaning

Slightly racist, ungrateful and dirty family. Then again, that’s every American family, right? We josh! You Americans are alright. By the way, if any of you Americans have seen a TV program called “Geordie Show”, us Brits are nothing like that. All in all, just a great reason not to add mommy and daddy on Facebook.

8. Grandpa Keep it Tight!

This should be under a top ten list called: Top 10 Reason Why You SHOULD Add Family Members on Facebook. You’ve got to love it how it’s only Grandpa who can get away with it. If Dad did it then he would be considered a pedo.

7. Mom’s New Job

Everyone cracks out mom jokes, right? Oh, just us then. They’re great between friends… Not so fun when family members find out as James found out. Looks like James has so ‘splainin’ to do. No one can take a joke, especially fathers. Jeez!

6. Family Massage Time

Only a mom would put a status like this and not think to themselves that it could be taken the wrong way. Then again, if you’re a redneck, maybe you like “family massage time”.

5. You Heard That New Taylor Swift Song?

“Empty the Dishwasher & The Cat Box Every Night Without Bitching About It”. Sure, we’ve heard that song too. Another great reason not to add family is that you can’t talk about them publicly behind their back without getting into trouble.

4. Don’t be so Vulgar

Jordyn, your aunt is right, stop with the profanity. Then again, tell her to mind her own business. You also may want to look into changing your name as it’s spelled wrong.

3. She Loves the Young Meat

Quality! Everyone can normally take a mom joke, but when your mom actually gets involved in on the joke then it takes it to a whole new level. Nice one, mom!

2. This is a Virgin

Perfect example of a mom making a mistake and then when she’s confronted you’re the one who’s wrong. But here’s an idea: How about not adding her on Facebook at all? Problem solved.

1. Dad Feed You Cat Food

Remember that time your dad fed you cat food while high when you were about 5 years old? Nope? That’s a good thing, right? Best not add him on Facebook then so you never find out. Plus, it could be something much worse (we best not go there :)).