Top 10 Prepare Your Anus Moments

 

10. Don’t be Afraid, It’ll be Fun

So many future phrases for you future anus dwellers. If you do decide to use any of them then please get in touch with us telling us how it went as we would love to know.

9. There Are no Brakes…

Harry Potter, oh no he didn’t. “You are aware Harry Potter is for kids don’t you?” We didn’t create these memes so don’t blame us. Quite funny though, it made us laugh. His character isn’t the most loved in the franchise so it’s all gravy really.

8. Later… Prepare for Some Fun

Yeah, even cats can be quite funny at times, even if they are a stupid pet to own. We once owned a cat for about a week, it was a d**k so we decided to get rid of it. Dogs FTW! The other cat’s like “stick it in my what?”

7. Just do What he Says

Oh god! We can’t say anything here without sounding like a person who isn’t very nice to hang around with. Then again, if you are reading this post then you are cracking out the LOLs at him – you should be ashamed.

6. Barack Obama Says What?

If you had to caption this photo of Barack Obama you wouldn’t be able to nail it as good as this caption. His face is perfect and you know he’s thinking of it. It would be amazing if he had this as his default Twitter picture – does he even have Twitter. “Just chilling in The White House, lawl!”

5. Good Charlotte Fan

We can imagine if you say no to this guy then you are going to experience some pain. In fact scrap that. It’s probably not a request and it’s more of an “I’m going to do it no matter what you say” kind of statement. He seems like such a nice lad as well. We blame Good Charlotte.

4. Huge Walrus VS Little Girl

If you have a crude sense of humour and preferably no kids (especially a little girl) then you will find this to be quite amusing. If you are a middle-aged mum who laughs at nothing then you won’t and we don’t wish you to be on our site. In fact, post it on Facebook telling everyone how inappropriate you think this is.:)

3. That Perfect Pokémon Name

Everyone who has had one of the original Pokémon games knows the fun of starting a “messing about” game where you give yourself a stupid name for that one moment in the game where something as magical happens as this – it will never get old. We may even go and fish out our Game Boy Colours.

2. It’s Now Prepared

There’s nothing worse in life than an unprepared anus. Well, that’s if you aren’t a techno-looking Ewok (hint: he’s on this top ten list). Spiderman is always prepared. The only problem is his suit. Do you think it has a secret zip?

1. Bite The Pillow

The phrase that every wife wished to hear from her husband. You never know, you might as well just go for it, she may even say yes. She may also leave the divorce papers on the kitchen side for you to sign.